Eyeliner & Bamboos

Alright so let’s see here, for those of you who don’t know these are the Thakoon Mirrored Mosaic Ankle Boots.

Beautiful, aren’t they? They feature silver patent leather in mosaic detail with square cuts throughout, front and back zippers and a 4 1/2 ich heel.

Now guess how much they cost: $1,195 a Net a Porter..why does everything I like have to be expensive?!

Oh Alexander McQueen, I love you so but really? A foot high of high-heels? Let’s get realistic here.

During his Plato’s Atlantis Show in Paris, McQueen broke out this badgirls on the runway, graciously towering over the audience on the already tall models.

While these heels are by far the most adventorous things I’ve seen all day and I absolutely adore the pattern, I gotta say I hope they don’t come out for the masses…let’s stick to at most five or six inches, kay ladies?

Thought I gotta admit, being tall for a day would be pretty cool…

Alright so lets see here: shoes that light up the night? Is that really necessary? Eh..probably not.

But don’t try to act like pumps with light bulbs for heels, made by Chanel, isn’t interesting. They’re like light-up sneakers for adults. I thought that avante garde stuff stayed on the runway but apparently you can buy them somewhere but probably not at a store near you. Enjoy them regardless.

Thanks Luxirare

Who would have thought you could enhance a female’s favorite weapon with brass knuckles. Lol. I don’t think I’d wear these shoes by Leg Avenue but they’re fun to look at.