Eyeliner & Bamboos

Soo you know that show Jersey Shore on MTV, right?

No? Where have you been? It’s a show about eight Guidos and Guidettes (Italians) living in a shore house over the summer and all their little shinanigans.

They’re all so proud of being Guidos but the funny thing is they’re not all Italians..they’re not even all from New Jersey. Here, check it out:

Tsk, tsk, tsk bunch of damn liars. Lol.

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…how do you say? M.I.A.? But “you can stop complaining cuz I’m finally here.”

“OMG I can’t Chris Brown did that!”

“Why would she go back with him?!”

Shut the hell up. First off, I hate celebrity gossip. I hate how you want to get in someone’s business thinking you know them, speculating and making up stories. Yes, I know domestic violence is horrible but how do you know Chris was completely in the wrong? How do you know Rihanna‘s not one of those crazy phone-throwing chicks? You don’t and you never will so once again: shut the hell up and leave them alone. Celebrities are humans and I think people tend to forget that. But let me speed on to the point: as you probably heard Rihanna and Chris Brown will finally be talking about what happened. And I don’t know about you, but I’m a little curious.

Rihanna will be on ABC’s 20/20 on Friday at 10 PM EST and Chris Brown will be interview on MTV at 6 PM EST.

I mean I read enough at school so when I heard about this I was just like “uhhhh…” but Kanye‘s new book, Glow in the Dark, is a picture book! Yes! Lol. It’s 288 pages filled with 400 pictures, a CD with unreleased music and an interview.

Along with on stage and behind-the-scenes shots, the book includes conceptual sketches by West, costume designs, and stage models. The book comes with an audio CD featuring the previously unreleased live instrumentals for Hey Mama, Touch the Sky, Jesus Walks and I Wonder, as well as an interview with tour collaborator Spike Jonze.

Kanye, wether you think he’s and asshole or deserved the #4 spot on MTV’s Hottest MCs List, does some pretty creative stuff so I’m looking forward to flipping through it in my local Barnes and Nobles store because $50 is a little to expensive for me. The book is set to release this month; you can pre-order it on Amazon.

“Musically, we’re just somewhere else,” Pharrell says of a adding a new member, Rhea (who audition for them on Skype) to my favorite group, N.E.R.D, “The music is now very 3D. It’s something you have to hear. But you’ll see. We’re definitely somewhere else. I want to leave that impact moment for when you purchase your download and you purchase your CD. The music is very three-dimensional. We’re just really excited. We feel like N.E.R.D. has always been the punks of hip-hop and the outcasts of alternative music — just a little different. But this time, we’re taking no prisoners.” He goes on to explain Rhea might be petite, at just 5’4″, but her booming voice and her classical background blend in with the genre-bending trio of N.E.R.D., also including Chad and Shae. N.E.R.D’s next album, titled Instant Gratification, will be her debut showing. I’m def looking forward to it but I like them as they are so I hope that adding a new vocalist will enhance their sound instead of bring them down.

I didn’t like the list either but here’s Fire, Lupe Fiasco‘s supposed response to MTV’s Hottest MCs List.

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